Comedy

They booed the first guy off stage

five minutes

Comedy is

vanity

half conceptualized

stuff that got all over me

the worst possible thing

God

Bang! Bang!

The most hilariously stupid apocalypse ever

two minutes left

That’s not even the weirdest thing Franco has done recently

But [comedy] is

a wanton act of terror

trying to explain to a grown man what a grapefruit is

the one thing you can’t replace

one of the very few things I’ve found that can frustrate me and make me try harder at it

Comedy

Maybe it would be funny for the first fifteen seconds and then everyone would sit there awkwardly