A Flarf or whatever it’s called

Comedy

They booed the first guy off stage

five minutes

Comedy is

vanity

half conceptualized

stuff that got all over me

the worst possible thing

God

Bang! Bang!

The most hilariously stupid apocalypse ever

two minutes left

That’s not even the weirdest thing Franco has done recently

But [comedy] is

a wanton act of terror

trying to explain to a grown man what a grapefruit is

the one thing you can’t replace

one of the very few things I’ve found that can frustrate me and make me try harder at it

Comedy

Maybe it would be funny for the first fifteen seconds and then everyone would sit there awkwardly

The Free Bird Soars Through the Blue#1 Sky

by Angela Guo

The free bird soars through the Blue#1 sky

Admiring her spotless wings of tie-dye

The free bird gazes at the Red#40 horizon

Thinking, “Oh, what a fabulous, fine fortune.”

The free bird dips and scratches the Blue#2 Sea

Remaining lost in her pure ecstasy

The free bird inspects her pretty rainbow feathers

And now by a small tiny little worry, she is tethered

The free bird, baffled by her discolored plumage,

Returns to the Blue#2 Sea

The free bird’s little scratch has caused a leakage

No longer is her panorama so perfectly pretty

The free bird asks Him

“Dear Lord, what have I done?”

With a curious, crooked smile, He replies

“Questions are liked by no one.”

The free bird returns to her Blue? sky

But no longer does she admire her wings of tie-dye

The free bird examines the Red? horizon

Soon the glowing sun will be risin’

The free bird flaps back to the leakage once more

Wondering why the Blue? sea flows so imperfectly

The free bird leans down and opens the door

The water clearing her eyes of deceitful debris

The free bird rubs her eyes a bit too vigorously

And now she opens them to a sight not-so-sightly

Confined by metal bars the bird must stand

Her life, her world, in reality not grand

The caged bird squawks frightfully

“Why, I am not so free!”

He dangles a Yellow#5 seed, saying

“Eat this, my dear pretty.”

My words

by Jack Joseph

 

Sonder (n): the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own, populated by their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries, inside jokes, and stories. In addition, you play the part of a background character just as they do to you. Perhaps yours is the car next to theirs when sitting in traffic or it’s your lamp that lights a window across the street from their home. Maybe you’re the person that wrote and posted something that he or she read and enjoyed.

 

Words are pretty cool, but let’s start with the basics.

 

I’ve got a brain (I mean, we all do).

 

I’ve got a pen. And it’s got some ink.

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Poetry Slam videos for 4/10 Meeting

Please don’t watch these before tomorrow’s meeting if you’re in the club! If you’re not, enjoy this selection of amazing and hilarious poetry slam performances.

Pretty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6wJl37N9C0

OCD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnKZ4pdSU-s

What Kind of Asian Are You? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoP0ox_Jw_w

Dear Straight People https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5frn8TAlew0

A Letter to Sarah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwNiYFlHmWs

Crossroads

by Joaquin Munoz

Wow is this what it’s like to be stuck halfway?

To be at a crossroads in front of various pathways?

Which way should I go?

What action should I take?

The course is unclear but the time is ever so slowly creeping near

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